True Love

Rocco, talking about my resume: You've got great experience! I would totally hire you. After I did other stuff.
Me: Oh yeah, I'd totally sexually harass you during our interview.

Movie Observations

We are watching an intense scene in Melancholia.

SPOILER ALERT

Charlotte Gainsbourg is getting into the Volvo with her child, trying to outrun the end of the world.

Rocco, referring to the Volvo: It's safe... but not that safe! 

Wedding Jokes

Rocco: You know what they say... your gift is your presence. Get it? I just made that up!

High Observations

Rocco, appreciating our refrigerator: I gotta tell ya, man... magnets are the way to go.