You know what they say in...

Poland: "Tough shitski!"

Italy: "Tough shitoni!"

Ireland: "Tough o'shitty!"

--heard on a daily basis.

High on Life

Rocco and his friends are arguing about the symbols representing ski slope difficulty... he finally looks it up on the internet.

"I told you it was a green square!"
--pointing at a green circle.

Don't wake a sleeping Rocco (because he says funny shit)

This is all from the same night, over the course of about twenty minutes. As you can see, it starts and ends with the same theme. The only thing that makes sense is the German reference, as our last conversation before sleep was about travel.

"Jar. If we give him the jar, we gotta promise to empty it out. Otherwise, it gets back out. Spaghetti sauce. No good.

That guy down the hall keeps trying to vacuum stuff. Peas. Beans.

Burt Reynolds. I just wanna talk to him.

(rolling over) Hi baby. I just went around the world in eight days.

Bruce Willis has the jar. Spaghetti sauce. But the Germans won't let us have any unless we empty it out. Rope attached to it."

Half-awake, but mostly dreaming

"I'm half on my stomach and half on my back!"
--turning onto his side in bed.


"Maybe next time they're over LA, the ISS [International Space Station] can honk."
--after watching it go over the city while on the Griffith Observatory lawn that evening.


"Drooled. I just drooled."

Innuendo

"It's coming in spurts."
--to IT guy, referring to our internet.

Around the house

Me: The bathroom smells funny!
Rocco: Funny like 'haha'? Or funny like 'poop'?


Roommate: It's for your crown shakra, the top chakra.
Rocco: That's not my ass.
--talking about using an enema for nasal decongestion