Rocco's Latest Epic Dream-Talk

Sleeping Rocco likes to talk out loud...

One Night

Rocco: Wee wee didn't show up.

Me: Who's wee wee?
Rocco: The extra camera angle. Which is okay, I just wish we didn't have to pay him.

Another Night

Me: Can I squeeze your blackhead?
Rocco: Uh uh.
Me: Can I give you a kiss?
Rocco: You can press on it.
Me: Huh?
Rocco: If you press on the name it shows the password.
Me: ...
Rocco: Do it.
[I press his nose.]

Some Other Night

Rocco: The G is bigger...oh never mind, it's 'cause it's my name.
Rocco, later: It's smooth. Panda. Scroll bar.

That Other Night
Rocco, half-asleep, explaining his dream to me: They have these trips. One of the spacecrafts is for vagabonds like college students with no money and stuff. The other is normal.

Me: Which one did you go on ?

Rocco: I went on both.

Rocco, later, after mentioning Linda Perry, a white building, and Diane Warren: The building's gone. I was moving liquids and stuff in the car and there were bumps. Now we don't have to worry about it anymore because I woke up.

Rocco, even later: Madrid Yorkshire terrier. I dunno if that's a real dog but that's what they have on the spaceship. It's yellow.