Sleepy in Denial

Rocco has a habit of falling asleep to movies but denying that he's asleep, despite evidence to the contrary (i.e. snoring).

Rocco, C-Ott and I are watching Deathproof.

Me: Are you sleeping?
Rocco: No! Why do you keep asking me that?
Me: I thought you were snoring...
Rocco: I'm watching!
...Snoring commencing after a few minutes...
Me: You're asleep!
Rocco: No, I'm not.
C-Ott: Oh yeah? How many of them were in the car?
Rocco: Four! (Right)
C-Ott: No, there were five.
Rocco: Right, right. Five.

Later...

C-Ott: And what are they doing?
Rocco, looking at the screen where the girls are eating: They're having lunch.
C-Ott: And what are they talking about?
Rocco, hesitant: They're talking about...eating lunch.
Me: Uh-huh...and who flipped them off earlier, in the car?
Rocco: Uh, Kurt Russell.
Me: Right... well, no one flipped them off.
Rocco: Are you sure?

Sing-Song

To the tune of "Unbreak My Heart":

"Unsmell my fart! Say you're gassy again...Unvomit puke from your face, when I fart on your head...[mumble]"

--getting dressed this morning

Sleeping and Stressing

"It's just poop. He's gotta pick it up. He don't care."

--in his sleep, after a week of dealing with someone else's dog.

Sleeping and Snoring

Rocco wakes himself up with his loud snoring, but is just awake enough to have a one-sided conversation.

Rocco: Is that you?
Me: No, that was you.
Rocco: That's okay.
Me: No, that was you, not me.
Rocco: I don't mind, just go back to sleep.
Me: No, you were snoring-- oh, forget it.
Rocco: Just go back to sleep.
Me: Uh-huh.

You know what they say in...

Poland: "Tough shitski!"

Italy: "Tough shitoni!"

Ireland: "Tough o'shitty!"

--heard on a daily basis.

High on Life

Rocco and his friends are arguing about the symbols representing ski slope difficulty... he finally looks it up on the internet.

"I told you it was a green square!"
--pointing at a green circle.

Don't wake a sleeping Rocco (because he says funny shit)

This is all from the same night, over the course of about twenty minutes. As you can see, it starts and ends with the same theme. The only thing that makes sense is the German reference, as our last conversation before sleep was about travel.

"Jar. If we give him the jar, we gotta promise to empty it out. Otherwise, it gets back out. Spaghetti sauce. No good.

That guy down the hall keeps trying to vacuum stuff. Peas. Beans.

Burt Reynolds. I just wanna talk to him.

(rolling over) Hi baby. I just went around the world in eight days.

Bruce Willis has the jar. Spaghetti sauce. But the Germans won't let us have any unless we empty it out. Rope attached to it."