Rocco's Dictionary

Chinplant [chin*plant]
1. A chin implant
2. A plant that grows in China

Sleepy Roccos Shouldn't Drive

Rocco is driving just 5 minutes after waking up. He presses the gas pedal too sharply, and some iced coffee spills all over his beard.

Rocco: That's why they made evolution.
(Referring to his beard catching all the coffee and keeping his shirt clean).

Saran Crap

The Saran Wrap refuses to stick to anything and Rocco becomes frustrated.

Rocco: And it says Premium on it!
Me: What does that mean, anyway?
Rocco: It extra sucks.

Self-Awareness

Someone's getting used to having their words put on a blog...

Me: Eww, that looks like a tumor!
Rocco: Maybe it's a three-mor.
Me: Oh my god...you are a such a dork.
Rocco: Or a four-mor! A four-mor is twice as good as a tumor! Write it down! Write it down! A former is better than a tumor!

Height Awareness

I'm standing on my tip-toes to reach something in the kitchen cabinet.

Rocco: You're getting tea on your toes. You're a tea-toe-taller. A tee-totaller!

Gastronomy Report

Eating from Foster's Freeze and examining the paper bag that came with it...

Me, pointing to a cartoon of a boy: Look, it's "Little Foster."
Rocco: So...you might say he's a foster child [laughs hysterically].

Blended Fun

Rocco makes new words from...everything.

"Fake pork. Fork."

"Model and actress. Mattress."

"Blessing and a curse. Blurse."