Brunch Grammar

Rocco is asking the waiter for "fomosas" and is confused when the waiter says they don't have that.

Rest of the group: Fomosas? What are those?

Rocco: It's orange juice and champagne.

Rest of the group: MIMosas.

Later, the waiter brings mimosas, with a layer of foamy orange juice floating on the top.

Rocco, redeemed: Foam! Foamosas!

Rest of the group: It does exist!

Give-away quote of the week

I'm pretending to punch Rocco in the stomach for being cheeky.

Me: Domestic violence!

Rocco: They should make violins in the shape of houses. Like Domestic Violins.

No Second Date

Showing me a cookie with dates in it, via webcam, then holding it over his eyes:
"It's a blind date."

"And then! I'm going to put it in the microwave. And it'll be a hot date."

"I'm going to save it. For a later date."