Sleepy Roccos Shouldn't Drive

Rocco is driving just 5 minutes after waking up. He presses the gas pedal too sharply, and some iced coffee spills all over his beard.

Rocco: That's why they made evolution.
(Referring to his beard catching all the coffee and keeping his shirt clean).

Saran Crap

The Saran Wrap refuses to stick to anything and Rocco becomes frustrated.

Rocco: And it says Premium on it!
Me: What does that mean, anyway?
Rocco: It extra sucks.