Height Awareness

I'm standing on my tip-toes to reach something in the kitchen cabinet.

Rocco: You're getting tea on your toes. You're a tea-toe-taller. A tee-totaller!

Gastronomy Report

Eating from Foster's Freeze and examining the paper bag that came with it...

Me, pointing to a cartoon of a boy: Look, it's "Little Foster."
Rocco: So...you might say he's a foster child [laughs hysterically].

Blended Fun

Rocco makes new words from...everything.

"Fake pork. Fork."

"Model and actress. Mattress."

"Blessing and a curse. Blurse."