Sleeping and Stressing

"It's just poop. He's gotta pick it up. He don't care."

--in his sleep, after a week of dealing with someone else's dog.

Sleeping and Snoring

Rocco wakes himself up with his loud snoring, but is just awake enough to have a one-sided conversation.

Rocco: Is that you?
Me: No, that was you.
Rocco: That's okay.
Me: No, that was you, not me.
Rocco: I don't mind, just go back to sleep.
Me: No, you were snoring-- oh, forget it.
Rocco: Just go back to sleep.
Me: Uh-huh.